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Eat The Ticks Crew Neck T-Shirt

Eat The Ticks Crew Neck T-Shirt - Main image
$23.46 $34 In stock

Category: Apparel

Much to our dismay, it turns out that possums don’t eat up to 5,000 ticks a year. Luckily, possums don’t need to earn their worth by eating ticks, and this shirt is not about the ticks. 

A rallying cry of the French Revolution, the full quote commonly attributed to philosopher Jean-Jacques Rousseau reads: "When the people shall have nothing more to eat, they will eat the rich".  

Now with a little more of an Appalachian “yeehaw, f* the law” vibe. Printed on a soft 100% cotton gray Comfort Colors shirt, it’s one that starts conversations and feels good doing it. 

Perfect for the class-conscious and tick-wary, or anyone who’s looked at the state of things and thought… yep. 

SHIRT BRAND: Comfort Colors

STYLE:Unisex Crew Neck

FABRIC: 100% Cotton 

INK: Water-based

PRINTED: At Starfangled Press in Breard, NC

WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT:

Built on the legendary Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed heavyweight 100% cotton, these shirts get softer with every wash while maintaining their relaxed, vintage-inspired fit. The pigment-dye process for the fabric, combined with our water-based screenprinting for the image, gives each shirt subtle color variations and that perfectly worn-in look right from the start.

The oversized fit with a generous cut through the body offers all-day comfort whether you're layering it for cooler weather or wearing it solo. 

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Customer Reviews (4.8 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Steven O. ★★★★★

I wore this on a hike and got three compliments before lunch—the soft cotton held up well even when I got sweaty. The graphic is printed cleanly and hasn't cracked after several washes.

Ellie ★★★★★

The fabric is a nice, soft medium-weight that holds its shape well after a wash. I’ve already worn it on three hikes and it’s comfortable enough to sleep in.

David T. ★★★★★

Wore this to a backyard BBQ and got three compliments before the burgers were even done. The print has held up through several washes without cracking, which honestly surprised me at this price.